Why do people assume that Ken is my boyfriend? Do they fail to notice that Ryu always comes along on our so-called dates? For the first few supposed dates I was their tour guide for crying out loud. I was hired to show them a good time in Hong Kong. Sure, I've taken them to places even I've never been before but that's because Ken is extremely rich. He even bought me a few things.

When they left Hong Kong, people asked where my boyfriend was. Did they fail to notice that I was with two guys? Was Ryu completely invisible? Sure, he's not as sociable as Ken but he was almost always with him. My father told me that I chose a decent boyfriend this time. Fei Long told me that he enjoyed fighting with my boyfriend. I told them both that Ken was just a friend. I told Fei Long that I suspected Ken to be in love with someone else. He eventually figured out something, which I thought was obvious all along.

"Oh", he said, "In that case I also want to challenge his boyfriend." I knew Fei Long would finally understand. He worked in show business, so I figured he would be more accepting of their relationship. Of course, Fei Long was busy with a movie so we didn't speak for very long. Most others aren't as open-minded.

Boyfriend? What boyfriend? Ken is more like a girlfriend. He's someone I could go shopping with. He has such a great fashion sense. Don't tell him I said this. He does have the macho ego. He's someone I could trust with my secrets, though he hasn't officially told me that he was in love with Ryu. I see it. It's so blaringly obvious. I notice the way they gaze lovingly into each other's eyes. I notice how Ken always finds excuses to put his hands on Ryu. I notice the way they fight together. It's as if they share one mind and attempt to share one body. A perverted side of me wants to see watch them make out. I notice how they hold hands when they think that no one is looking.

Most importantly, I notice how miserable Ken is when Ryu isn't around. He tries to hide it but I see right through him. I once commented on this. I said they were like inseparable twins. It would've been more accurate if I said they were soul mates. I guess I notice a lot of things. Besides, it's not the first time I've taken a cute gay couple on a tour.