By Eli-Kun

"Muahahahahahaha..." This maniacal laughter has been going on for hours. M.Bison
had another evil plan for global domination. It was a plan that would most likely fail,
but it would be carried through anyway.

Bison's underlings followed his orders to humor him. It was safer to do so. M.Bison was a crazed megalomaniac who also happened to be fairly powerful. He believed that the crime organization, Shadowloo would lead to world conquest.

"What's the plan this time, sir?" Sagat asked. He rolled his eyes as he said this. Bison didn't notice. He paused mid-maniacal laugh to answer his highest-ranking underling.

"Chibis" Bison said.

"Chibis?"

"Yes. I'll take over the world by shrinking everyone and making them super deformed, starting with the worlds' best fighters. Chibiness will weaken them and cause them to submit to my will.

"Oh, I see. Your plan is perfectly logical" Sagat said sarcastically. Bison was too enthusiastic about his perfectly logical plan to hear the sarcasm.

"I already created the device" Bison said, "See?" He unveiled a contraption that was made of Popsicle sticks, aluminum foil, string, cardboard, rubber bands, LILEVILDUDE building blocks(TM), straws, scotch tape, smiley face stickers, toothpicks, sporks, marshmallows and old newspapers.

"What an ingenious device." Sagat commented.

"Isn't it?" Bison was too giddy to catch the derision in Sagat's tone.

"Is Balrog here with the test subject, yet?" Bison asked.

"Right here, boss" Balrog responded. He brought forth Dan Hibiki.

"What do you mean test subject? You told me you were going to show me your collection of hentai manga" Dan protested, "Hey quit shoving! What in the seven circles of the eternal abyss is that thing? Don't put me near it! What the...ouchies!"

"Shaddap!" Balrog bellowed as he did something to Dan that should have knocked him out. Instead, it made him whimper.

"I said shaddap!" Balrog said.

"No, I shall continue to whimper, so there" Dan responded before going back to whimpering. He was pushed towards the sophisticated piece of machinery known as the Chibimaker. The whimpering gradually became higher pitched as the machine was being utilized.

Dan shrunk a few feet. He suddenly had exaggerated childlike proportions. He became chibi. Bison eyed Chibi-Dan. "Yatta!" Bison shrieked, "It worked! Wai, Wai, Wai, Wai...!" He jumped up and down and bounced on walls in excitement over his accomplishment.

"Well done, sir." Sagat said dryly.

"What now, boss?" Balrog asked.

Once Bison got over his hyperactivity, he answered "Now we...yeowch!" Chibi-Dan kicked him in the shin. Bison beckoned his most bloodthirsty underling.

"Vega, come here." he ordered, "Destroy the chibi." Vega gave Chibi-Dan a deadly glare. His response was to raise his tiny fist in a taunt. "I'm not afraid of you! Oshaa!" he squeaked. Vega lunged at him and hugged him.

"I can't do it, sir. He's too cute to kill." Vega said. Bison glared at Vega, who still had Chibi-Dan in his arms.

"Can I keep him?" Vega asked.

"No! You disobeyed my orders. As punishment, you will be turned chibi." Bison answered. Chibi-Dan squirmed from Vega's grasp. Balrog and Sagat moved Vega towards the Chibimaker and used it on him. Chibi-Vega started to cry.

"Waaaaaaaaah. I've become super deformed. My beauty has been tampered with. My perfection is ruined" he wailed. He suddenly caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror. He stopped mid-bawl and said "Hey, I'm a really cute chibi!"

"Sir, the chibi test subject has escaped." Sagat said.

"You let him escape. You will be turned chibi." Bison ordered. He used the chibimaker on Sagat. Chibi-Sagat wasn't much shorter than a normal person, but he was still cute.

"Well done, sir. I'm no longer freakishly tall." the Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said in a high-pitched sardonic tone.

"I'm much cuter than you" Chibi-Vega taunted.

"Do I care?" Sagat replied.

Chibi-Vega stuck his tongue out at the Not-So-Chibi-Sagat.

"Why isn't Balrog super-deformed like the rest of us?" Chibi-Vega asked.

"He's a good submissive henchman who never questions my orders." Bison answered, "Come here, Balrog."

Balrog came over to his leader.

"Now sit. Roll Over. Beg. Good henchman." Bison said. He pat Balrog on the head and
gave him a treat. He went to show it off to the chibi underlings.

"The boss gave me a treat." Balrog said happily.

"We are so proud." the Not-So-Chibi-Sagat replied.

"The boss likes me best."

"Sure, that's why Vega and I outrank you." Balrog didn't catch that. He gulped down his treat.

"I can't believe he ate that disgusting thing. He doesn't know where it's been." Chibi-Vega commented.

"Bison gave it to him because it wasn't worthy of any dog." the Not-So-Chibi Sagat commented. Chibi-Vega giggled at that remark.

"Now, let's get my plan in order" Bison said. He went into details about his brilliant scheme. His underlings didn't listen too attentively, since it wasn't really worth it. He would basically start with capturing fighters after matches, and start turning them chibi.

The flawless plan, which would surely succeed went into action. A fight between a tall Native American and a Sumo wrestler was observed. The fight was long and tiring for both.

It was a close victory for Edmund Honda. He helped Thunder Hawk up. While they were having a conversation, Bison used the chibimaker on them. He teleported away before they realized what happened. Chibi-T. Hawk was simply no longer outrageously tall.

"What happened?" Chibi-E.Honda asked.

"Apparently, we shrunk" the Not-So-Chibi-T.Hawk responded.

"What now?"

"Training?"

"Sure, I'll teach you the mighty style of Sumo." They left the area for some training
and resting. More fights occurred and more fighters were turned chibi.

"Waaaaah. I'm ruined. I'll never be able to get a role like this." Chibi-Fei Long bawled.

"Mi career is over. I can't sing wit this chipmunk voice." Chibi-Dee Jay wailed.

"No one will take me seriously as s chibi." Chibi-Chun Li cried.

"I will destroy all" Chibi-Akuma declared. Chibi-Sakura giggled at that declaration.

"Kawaii!" she shrieked.

"I am not" Chibi-Akuma protested.

"Kawaii!"

"I am a frightening demon who will destroy all. Starting with you." Chibi-Akuma tried to
execute Shun Goku Satsu on Chibi-Sakura and kill her.

It completely missed. Chibi-Sakura got distracted and ran towards Chibi-Ryu. She glomped him. He continued to walk as if he didn't notice her.

Bison suddenly glanced past the fourth wall at the author, who wasn't paying attention to what was going on. The author was searching for a Chibi-Remy instead.

"This fic is getting chaotic and confusing." Bison commented.

"So? It's your plan" the author replied. Bison used the chibimaker on the author and ran off laughing maniacally. A few random people commented on how cute the author looked as a chibi.

"How'd this happed?" the chibi author asked, "I'm not supposed to be involved. Hey, I could still hold a pen!" the chibi author continued to write the pointless, chaotic fic.