Um …Is There A Plot?
By Eli-kun

Many fighters are gathered in Karin Kanzuki’s basement for some odd reason. Some of the fighters are training while others are merely relaxing. Sakura, Karin, Ken, Ryu, and Sodom are sitting on a huge couch, watching anime videos.

Ken: Um, Karin?

Karin: Yeah?

Ken: Do your parents know we’re here?

Karin: Does it matter?

Dan comes over to them.

Dan: What’cha watching?

Sakura: Sailor Moon

Dan: I love that show. Hey Jimmy, come here! We’re watching Sailor Moon.

Blanka comes over. Dan sits on the couch next to Karin. Blanka sits next to Dan. This pushes Sakura onto Ryu’s lap, which makes her very happy. Sodom is pushed off the couch. Sodom pushes Blanka off. Blanka is about to fight him but Dan gets between them. Ryu gets up and places Sakura on the couch. He starts to train with Chun Li. Zangief and R. Mika are wrestling. Balrog and E. Honda are raiding the fridge. Fei Long is rehearsing for his latest movie.

Karin: Um, Blanka?

Blanka: Yeah?

Karin: Are you housebroken?

Dan: Jimmy, at the very least you’re paper trained, right?

Blanka gives him a small electric jolt.

Blanka: I’m housebroken. Why am I always asked this?

Dan: Because you’re hairy and you have sharp teeth.

Blanka: Yes, Dan. Note the sharp teeth.

He looks at the television and notices Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus simply posing.

Blanka: They’re just standing there. What’s with then?

Dan: They’re lesbians and they’re always together.

Blanka: Huh?

Sakura: There are also transsexuals in the show.

Dan: Are you referring to those guys who turn into women with cleavage whenever they battle?

Sakura: Uh, yeah.

Ken: I thought this show was for children.

Blanka: Why did that guy throw a flower? Is it supposed to do something?

Karin: Not really.

Banka: This show is stupid. No wonder Dan likes it.

Sailor Moon ends. Sodom sings along with the ending theme song with a scary deep voice. Everyone tries to inch away from him.

Karin: What video should I put in now?

Sakura: How bout one of your Child’s Toy videos?

Dan: That show is sooo cute!

Karin: Okay, I’m putting in the first volume.

The opening theme song starts. Sodom sings along.

Karin: Sodom, please don’t sing. Oh and this video has English subtitles for you.

Sodom: I don’t need subtitles.

Ken: Sure you don’t.

Blanka: Why couldn’t the subtitles be in my language?

Dan: ‘cause no one speaks monster.

Blanka simply growls at him.

Karin: Hey Sakura, you’re just like Sana.

Sakura: I’m not that hyper.

Karin, Sodom, Dan, Ken and Blanka: Yes you are.

Dan: From now on we should call you Sana-chan. Ryu could be Rei-kun.

Sakura: Oh, you are so dead!

Dan: Oh yeah? I’ll kick your @$$!

Sakura: As if.

Sodom: Calm down, you two. Let’s not fight.

Ken: I’ll bet twenty bucks on Sakura.

Karin: Thirty, on Sakura.

Blanka: Ten, on Sakura.

Dan: Jimmy! Why wouldn’t you bet on me?

Blanka: I’m not stupid.

Dan sticks his tongue out at his furry friend and calls him “Meanie!”

Karin: Hey look, there’s the Babbit.

Blanka: I want to kill it.

Sakura: That’s mean!

Dan: Hey, I like the Babbit.

Karin: It’s sooo cute!

Sodom: Sana-chan’s singing again.

Karin: Sodom, don’t sing.

The Child’s Toy tape ends. Sodom doesn’t sing along with the ending theme song but Dan does.

Sakura: Hey Dan, I didn’t know you could sing, uh… Sort of…

Dan: Dan has many skills!

Blanka: He’s referring to himself in third person again.

Dan: Of course he is. Dan rules!

Sakura: Whatever.

Karin: I’m going to put in a Ranma1/2 video.

Ken: That’s the show where that guy turns into a girl!

Dan: And the shirt always manages to fall off when in girl form!

Sakura: Ooh, this episode features Ryoga! So, of course he gets lost.

Karin: Well, duh.

Sakura: Now he’s P-chan! P-chan is sooo cute!

Dan: Hey Jimmy, maybe you could find a spring that could turn you into a man!

Blanka gives his pink clad friend another electric shock. Everyone laughs. When the tape ends no one sings along. Karin’s parent’s come in.

Sakura: Uh oh.

Karin’s mom: Karin!

Karin: Yes, mother?

Karin’s mom: Who are all these people?

Karin: They’re friends.

Sakura: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Kanzuki!

Karin’s dad: Is this another party?

Karin: Uh…well, yes.

Karin’s dad: Okay, carry on.

Her parents leave. Everyone stares in confusion.

Karin: See? There’s nothing to worry about.

Dee Jay: You call this a party? Where’s the booze?

E. Honda: There’s some sake in the fridge.

Sakura: Let’s play a Fushigi Yuugi drinking game!

Everyone: Okay!

Karin: Okay, we’ll all choose one event or character and take one gulp every time that character appears or the event is shown.

Dan: But that won’t get us drunk.

Karin: I know.

Ken: You’re not old enough to drink.

Sakura: So?

Karin: I’ve put the tape in. Let’s start. I’ll choose Suzaku.

Sakura: I’ll choose Miaka!

Sodom: Tomo.

Blanka: Whenever Tasuki uses his tessen.

Dan: Whenever Chichiri says “no da”

They play the drinking game while watching many volumes of the series and the “party” continues.