Day of Mourning - Bison vs. Jayk
By Jayk
Celebrities from all across the world flocked to the awards ceremony in honor
of the Add-It-Yourself fanfic message board. It was being held in New York at
the RCA building. The place was packed with writers of music, tv, movies,
books, as well as fanfics.
The night was winding down and one award was left. Ten awards had already
been given away. Best Romance was awarded to Night. Best Comedy was awarded to
Laughing Fox's Video Game Challenge fic. Best Drama was awarded to Pearl/Cool
Beans. Best Action was awarded to Dan for "Shin-Dan". Best Romantic
Comedy S>C> for Your Adolesent Street Fighters". Best Fight scene
was awarded to Jayk for "Bison Vs. Sonic the Hedgehog?". Best New
writer went to Maia. Best Ryu fic went to Wandering Warrior. Best Fic using anyone
but Ryu as a hero went to Iwa for "Legacy of Blood". Best Parody went
to Andrea for her version of the "Real World".
Ting-chan and Ring-chan came to the podium to announce the last award.
"Wow the night is finally almost over.", said an exhausted Ring-chan.
"Yes, and now its time for probably the most import award this
evening.", Ting-chan noted. "Oh, yeah, so its time...to...decide
which...Fanfic writer...has theee...nicest butt?", Ring-chan said
obviously reading from the teleprompter. Small chuckles floated across the
crowd. "I'm gonna have to kill whoever came up with that line.",
Ring-chan continued under her breath. "Well, now is the time to pick the
winner for the best overall fanfic, actually. The nominees are: Night for
"HoH", Cherie for "Ryu's Endless Fight", Jayk for
"Bison vs...Barbie", Laughing Fox for "Video Game
Challenge", Dan for "Shin-Dan", Iwa for "Legacy of
Blood", and Ryu Jr. for Street Fighter Highschool."said Ting-chan.
The air was thick as the presentor pulled out the winners name from the
envelope. "The winner for this years Best Overall Fanfic is...",
Ring-chan started. After looking at the card the both announce, "Jayk for
"Bison Vs...Barbie"!" The crowd applauded loudly as Jayk got up
in total disbelief.
"Oh my gosh, I can't...I can't believe this.", he stutered. Jayk
walked down the aisle with standind ovation all around him. He shakes hands
with every in his sight as he makes way to the stage. Once reaching the podeum
he gives the customary award show greetings.(Hand shake or manly hug between
two guys, cheek kiss between a guy and gal, and the secure hug between two
women.) Jayk taking the award, which is a man in a fighting uniform with a
globe in his left hand raised above his head, leans toward the podium to make
his speech.
"Oh, man. I can't believe this. I'm so honored. I really don't deserved
this considering. So, I'd for like to deticate this award to all the board
writers.", that comment made everyone cheer at his "generous
sentiment". "Well, I'm a man of few words so I just prepared a little
speech. Now let me see...", Jayk said as he reached into his jacket
pocket. He pulled out a thick stack of paper. He let the stack unravel and it
hit the ground making a loud thud. He looked up as if he was about to start reading
from it, "Ah, No, just kidding.", he said letting the rest hit the
floor. Everyone laughed, sorta. "Anyway, first I'd like to thank God.
*crosses self* I'd also like to thank my Mom and Dad for gettin it on that late
night in July, *crowd laughs* I'd also like to thank Vicky, TS, Night, Laughing
Fox and Dan for your constant support. Also Kkoo for giving me the idea for the
story. Akoo for bein his sister. Also all the others that responded. Thank you.
*applause* I feel like I'm forgetting someone, but what can you...",
"Its cause you are.", interrupted a booming voice. "Who was
that?", asked Jayk in befuddledment. "Oh, I see. You forget me so
quickly.", continued the voice. "Who are you?", Jayk called out.
"I'm the reason you got the award.", stated the voice in a
matter-of-fact tone.
"Wha...are you saying you rigged the award show?", Jayk asked.
"Well at least you got half of it.", said the voice less
boomingly, giving away his position. Jayk turned to left stage where he thought
he heard the voice from. There he saw two white glowing eyes. "What do you
want?", Jayk asked.
"Retribution, Boy!", the voice said coming out the shadows. Jayk
was shocked to see who it was and was only able to say, "Bison!?"
"Well, I'm finally worth noting, eh? Hmph", stated Bison. He
growled as he let loose with a pyscho shot. Jayk reacted and fell to the ground
cowering as the blast screamed over head. "Geez, man. Stop! Don't do it
was just some jokes. Come on, don't be like that.", Jayk said scooting
away from Bison waving his hands.
"NOW, who's being the pansy.", Bison said with a laugh as he
glided towards Jayk.
"Come on people!", said an enraged Laughing Fox striking a manly
pose. "We must forward to save our fellow board member from the depths of
Bison's wimpy boy evils."
"How do you plan to do that?", asked Night.
"We shalt use our alter Board Fighting ego's to help out the poor soul.
However, there must be a change in attair as we must all don the manly colour,
'Pink'", splurted.
"LF, I hate to break it to ya but those are imaginary. You know made
up.", said Dan causing reality to strike the poetic one.
"Oh, I guess your right. There's no way we could fight.", LF said.
"Hey that rhymed.", noted TS and thus began to laugh. "It
did, didn't it?", said Laughing Fox and then began to laugh himself. Soon
everyone was laughing.
"HEY!!!", Jayk interupted. "This is no time to laugh. I'm
still in serious danger here."
"Sorry.", the crowd chorused.
"You will face me and die.", said Bison.
"I don't think so.", Jayk said staring at Bison. "You want to
fight, huh? Well lets get it on.", said the 5'8", dark skinned boy.
He set down his award on the podium and proceeded to take off his black formal
coat. Throughing it the side he took off his white dress shirt exposinig his
medium muscular build. He his dress shoes off and his socks.
"Hey. This isn't a strip show. We are supposed to be fighting.",
Bison cut in.
"I know. I'm just getting right. Ok?", Jayk shot back. He then
began loosening up by throwing some impressively swift punches and kicks.
"Now I'm gonna take you the ghetto. You know they call me the Black
Fei-Long. Wooo", Jayk said making some stereo typical Kung-Fu movie arm
waves.
"Hmph. We'll see how you stand up."
Bison Vs...Jayk (the Black Fei-Long)
They eyed each other for awhile. Then Jayk made the first move, which was a
quick forward thrust kick. Bison teleported. However Jayk anticipated this and
thrusted an elbow that directed to his head back at Bison. Bison dodged barely
and threw him across the stage in counter attack. Jayk was able to land on his
feet however, but he was greeted with a psycho shot screaming towards him.
"Geez,", Jayk screamed putting his arms up in a block and slightly
parrying the attack. The psycho shot his arms and Jayk rubbed them emphatically.
"Man I wish Iwa was here. She always seemed to make herself look like a
good fighter."
"When will you understand.", shouted Bison as he teleported to a
position more behind Jayk. "*smiling* Its all imaginary.", Bison said
preparing to do a Psycho Crusher. "die, PSYCHO CRUSHER!!!!" Jayk hit
the ground quick as Bison zoomed over him in the level 3 version.
"That's right!", Jayk said in complete clarity. "It is all
fake. Alright, here I go. haaaAAAAA!!!", Jayk began screaming and tensing
up his body.
"What do you think your doing? This isn't Dragon Ball Z.", Bison
said bewildered. Jayk brought his hands around his head and yelled ripping his
hands outwards producing a tearing sound. Where Jayk once stood, there was a
new person.
He had more of an asian look and was two inches taller than Jayk was. (not
counting the hair) He wore solid white tennis shoes, khaki pants with a black
leather belt going through the loops. He wore a long sleeve white shirt that
was tucked in. (for once) His hair was black, thick, and looked like he had too
much fun with the hairspray.
"Who the hell are you?", asked Bison. The boy smiled and answered,
"I'm Jayko. Let's rock."
Bison Vs...Jayko (the comic strip character)
"Who?", Bison asked again.
"Its J, a, y, k, o, but its pronounced Jake.", Jayko explained.
"What's the 'o' for then."
"Well, parents are hippies so the 'o' just means life. You know like a
circle and all."
"Who cares I'll just kill you. It doesn't matter to me which of you
b****** dies."
"Iiii dont think you can.", said Jayko.
"Oh, is that right?" With that Jayko showed Bison his speed as he
easily got behind Bison. "What the...?" Bison said turning toward
Jayko. Jayko took this opportunity to jump kick Bison in the head. Bison reeled
back in shock. Jayko was not threw as he followed up with a left uppercut to
Bison's gut, then a right across his chin, a knee lift to his gut, an elbow to
his back, and huge uppercut to finish the combo and throwing Bison back and on
to the ground. Bison recovered with some speed and tried fixing his sights on
Jayko. Jayko, however, was nowhere to be found. Bison looked all around trying
to catch a glimpse of the boy.
"What the, where are you?", Bison said furious. Just then Bison
felt two arms encircle his waist. "Behind you...", Jayko sang softly.
He clasped both hands together in a locked position. "What...", was
all Bison could say as he felt his legs leave the ground and his head, head
towards it. Jayko had suplexed him. "Oh, yeah", Jayko yelled
performing the move. "I wanna do it again!", Jayko yelled not letting
go of Bison turning him over in position for another supplex.
*Thud* "Again!" *Thud* "One more time!" *Thud* Jayko had
suplexed him four times in a row and left Bison in a ball like position on his
hands and knees after the last one. He punted Bison across the room. Bison spun
in a similar way that getting with an Alpha counter hits.
"HA!", Jayko shouted. The audience cheered. Bison wasn't finished
however and got up infuriated. He was glowing with Psycho energy and his eyes
were beading out as Bison stood in a slumpt animalistic stance. Jayko just
stared at him with a sly smile and his head tilted to the side.
"That's it you DIE!!!", Bison yelled. Running towards Jayko. Jayko
was also running and yelling. The two clashed causing quick flash of light.
After that the two stood with their backs to each other. Jayko no longer had a
smile on his face. Blood dripped from his forhead as he grunted and fell to one
knee. Bison stood with his eyes bulding out and more blank looking than usual.
He turned on his heels and fell on his back looking very dead. "Roars of
cheers filled the room as everyone charged towards the stage to congratulate
Jayko. Jayko smiled once more and switched back to Jayk.
Jayk got up and headed to grab his award. The audience had just made it on
stage when. "NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!", Bison yelled coming out of his
state. "If...I..dIE...You will too!", Bison screamed sending a Psycho
Shot straight at Jayk. Jayk turned just in time to see the projectile right
infront of him.
Everyone was sighlty as Jayk stared at a grinning Bison. Bison fell finally
dead. Jayk's vision began to blur. He tried to adjust them but it didn't work.
He took a deep breath, but it didn't feel like he had gotten it from his lungs.
He began to look down towards his chest and heard a small protest "No
don't" It was too late he had looked down and saw the gapping whole in his
midsection. "hOOh, God.", Jayk whispered as he fell with the award in
his hand. He was in complete shock. If there had been any hope of saving him
before, there was none now.
Board member rushed forward to the side of Jayk. "Well, damn. Aint this
a bitch *gasp* *smiles* heheh." Tears began to well up in his eyes.
"Come on man. You can make it you can't die by Bison's hands.",
Dan coached. "What the hell have you been smokin?", asked the dying
Jayk.
"No, my friend. The lad is right. If you calm yourself and conserve
your energy you could make.", said Laughing Fox followed by a chorus of
"Yeah!"
"No...Its my time...to go...*still smiling* *cough* *cough*", Jayk
continued. Jayk looked at them all and began to sing:
Don't Cry for me Message Board. In truth I'll never leave you. As long as
my stories are in the archive. I don't know the rest of this song so bye.
"Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye..."