How a Street Fighter Drinks Sake
By Kaze

Ryu
"The fight is all . . ." *Ryu holds up a Sprite bottle.* "Drink Sprite and you can kick a** like me!"

Ken
"Attack me if you dare, I will crush you!" *Crushes Sake bottle as Mel and Eliza slowly edge away from him*

Chun Li
"D*** Bison *hic* he killed my father! *hic* *sob*"

Sakura
"If I drink this, then I will prove that I am a grown-up! Then Ryu-sempai will finally notice me! *glug* *glug* *glug* Ooohh, the world looks so funny and cute . . . ooohh, isn't that Ryu-sempai? Sempai~~~~! *BAM* Uuuuuuhhh . . ." *Slowly slids down the lamp post she crashed into*

Karin
"Ohohohohohohohohohohoho! For moi? Of course! For I am the best fighter in the world! And I shall prove that I am also the best drinker in the world! *chug* *chug* *chug* *chug* Ara . . . why is the world spinning so much? Oi . . . where are my feet taking me . . .? *CRASH*" *Karin slowly slides down the lamp post next to Sakura*

Guile
"BIIIIIIISSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!" *SWIG!!!!!*

Charlie
"BIIIIIIISSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!" *SWIG!!!!!*

Dan
"OOOOOYYYAAAAAAAJJJJIIIIIIIII!!!!!" *Chug* *choke* *gasp* *Dan falls forward unconcious at one small sip.*

Dhalsim
"Aaaah, alcoholic beverages . . . *chug* *chug* . . . *BURP* *BOOM*" *Dhalsim has just burned down a building.*

Birdie
*Chug* *chug* *chug* Hey, what you expect? The d*** guy LIVES in a pub!

Sagat
"RRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUU!!!!! *SWIG!!!!!*

R. Mika
*Chug* "Mmmmmm . . . I feel like . . . KARAOKE!!!!" *Everyone runs screaming as she starts singing Spice Girls.*

Zangief
*SWIG* "Bah! This isn't strong enough to suit me! Get me some vodka!"

Fei Long
*Chug* "Whooohoooo! Lookie me! I'm doing drunken fi-*BAM*" *That d*** lamp post again.*

Gen
*Shaking head at Fei Long* "Aaah, you have not yet learned the art of the mighty Drunken Fist." *Chugs the sake and shows why he's the MASTER!* *Sweatdrops galore as he falls forward flat on his face and snores away with a bubble at his nose.*

Akuma
*Swig* *scary singing* "I'm a little teapot short and stout . . ."

M. Bison
*Chug* *really bad singing* "I love you . . . you love me . . ."

Adon
"Not only is my Muay Thai the greatest fighting style in the world! It also teaches us to be the best drinkers in the world! *Chug* Zzzzzzzz *wakes up the next morning* Oooooowwwwiieee!!!! My head hurts! Mommy!"

T. Hawk
*Chug* *frightening singing* "Can you hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon . . ."

Rose
*Swig* "Oh my, I suddenly feel like doing . . . the MACARENA!" *More running and screaming.*

Vega
*Chug* *singing* "Hit me baby one more time!" *General face-fault*

Balrog
*Chug* "Funny . . . I have this sudden urge to bit everyone's ear off for some reason . . ."

Juni & Juli
*Chugging* "Alcoholic toxin levels are high . . . rising . . . liver working overtime . . . alcoholic level stablizing . . ."

Guy
". . . ." Psst! I think he's too uptight to do anything when drinking. ^_^

Cammy
*Sip* *Sip* *Glares at her date.* "This ain't no bloody tea!" *Proceeds to hurt the guy.*

Blanka
*Chug* "Hey everybody! Hakuna matata!"

Cody
*Chug* *Drunk* *Cops got him.* *Cops get drunk.* *Cody runs off again.*

Dee Jay
*Chugs* "Oi mon . . . I think I got meself a new rythmn to dance to!" *Falls forward with his own bubble growing from his nose.*

E. Honda
"Aaaaaah, sake! The drink of a sumo!" *Everyone still concious stares in amazement as he chugs a big gourd down.*

Rolento
*Chug* *Gets a reminiscence of war.* *Chugs again*

Sodom
"Aaah, sake! A drink of my home country! Let me show you all the way its done! *hands run over the sake bottle in a confused matter.* Eh? How does one open this blasted thing?!"