Chun, I Don't Love Her
Singers- Ryu, Ken, Sakura, and Guy

Ken- Cool, we get to sing together!!!

Ryu- Shut up... That jerk made me the victim of just about most of his song parodies...

Guy- ......

Sakura- Awww...

Ryu- Let's see, he put me in that "What's Love" parody. Chun-Li would talk to me for a month. Oh, can't forget the "Motown Philly" parody.... We got our asses beat down by Boyz II Men. Let's see, his parody of "Rainy Days". Ok, also a "Trade it all" parody. I can't stand Dan's singing. Last but not least, I had to sit through that song parody by TATU.

Ken- Quit whining...

Ryu- What's this parody about?

Ken- You and me will be signing this song by Clipse. You get to be with all these chicks...

Ryu- Damn! I already made up with Chun-Li, after several months and such.

Ken- Quit complaining!

Music starts to play

Guy- Here's my cue. (Starts to sing to his girlfriend, Rena.)

I wanna love you girl'

Just wanna love you girl'

Please let me love you girl'

Just wanna love you girl'

C'mon, I wanna love you girl'

Let me love you girl'

Let me...'

Ryu- (Looks at Chun-Li, who blushes.)

When we met I was talkin' that game'

Fightin' that thang'

Since then between us'

A lot of things changed'

Now it's like the fight got a whole different name'

I can't stop chics from sayin' my name'

Most of it's lies'

If not, don't be surprised'

You knew I was ballin' when I met you'

(Flashes to Ken's mansion. Ryu is at the couch with Juli.)

But really, I started layin' low just to net you'

(Chun-Li is at the door.)

I'm raw as hell yet' can't deny that you special'

These girls can't either'

Winter, his and her Vivas'

(Runs around to hide Juli.)

Summer, his and her Louie sneakers'

(Attempts to hide her in one closet. But sees that Cammy and Juni are hiding behind it.)

You don't think that bother people'

(Attempts to hide Juli in the bedroom, but occupied by R. Mika.)

Guess again you even need to check your friends'

(Tries to hide Juli in the attic. But, sees that it is occupied by Rose.)

Sayin that I cheat'

Right, maybe with my heat' (Feels the hadou erupt from his right first.)

Got a hadou handled first that I call Sweets'

I greet wit her, creep wit her, even eat wit her'

(Hides Juli behind the door and opens it for Chun-Li.)

Late nights under my sheets, yeah I sleep with her'

But that's it'

(Chun-Li has her arms crossed at Ryu.)

Ken and Ryu-

Look'

Chun, I don't love her'

(Morrigan's head rises up from behind the sofa, but Ryu pushes it back down.)

Don't listen to her words'

She tryin' to split us as lovebirds'

But that's not it'

Now you see me buyin' her whips and @#%$'

Sakura- No'

Ken and Ryu-

Now you see me sendin' her on trips and @#%$'

Sakura- No'

Ken and Ryu-

If the answers no don't forget'

Sakura-

How's she know you then'

Ken and Ryu-

I don't know'

Ken-

If I don't know I don't know, lets not go that road'

(Sits there in his car. Looking at Juli, Juni, and Cammy.)

I don't know who she is, don't care who told'

Look stop raging demonin', no need to explode'

I seen the number in the pager, I don't know that code' (Eliza's number)

In the streets too much, c'mon, that's absurd'

Gettin' no complaints when I be flippin' them birds' (Flips off M. Bison, who sends a psycho shot at him.)

You girls just talk 'bout this that and the third' (Dodges the pyscho shot, which destroys his car.)

Believe half what you see none of what you heard'

You askin' me who's her I'm askin' who's mink fur'

With that rock on her hand makin' their eyes blurred'

(The 3 girls are furious at the ring on Eliza's hand.)

Could that be you plus who cop every gem'

Who spend like I spend, then act like it then' (Has a bunch of bags with him.)

Got the dream home and we settled in it'

Our lives too perfect that's why they meddle in it'

Now, just chalk it up as just part of the game'

You know who I'm about, who got part of my name?"

Eliza- Yes. I'm Eliza Masters.

Sakura-

Do you love me babe'

Ryu-

Sho' you right'

Hey that sounded like a shoryuken...

Guy- Ryu, sing it right.

Ryu- Fine...

Sakura-

You thinkin' of me babe'

Ryu-

Well at least tonight'

Sakura-

I bed you'd tell me anything'

Ryu-

Yeah that's right'

Sakura-

Just to be with me'

Ryu-

Yep and tonight's the night'

Sakura-

Do you love me babe'

Ryu- Shoryuken!!!!! (Does a shoryuken up in the air.)

Everybody- O_o....

CanT- (Shakes his head.) ...

Guile- Heheheheheheheheheh, that's funny.

Ken- Dammit, sing it right!

Ryu- (Lands.) I mean...

Sho' you right'

Ken- And it's not shoryuken.

Sakura-

You thinkin' of me babe'

Ryu- Well, I'm actually thinking of Chun...

Ken- Sing the song right!!!

Ryu- I mean

Well at least tonight'

Sakura-

I bed you'd tell me anything'

Ryu-

Yeah that's right'

Sakura-

Just to be with me'

Ryu-

Yep and tonight's the night'

Ken-

I'm not most men my heart truer than theirs'

Cammy- Liar!!!

Ken-

Of course your girls hate, our whips newer than theirs'

We hardly battle, arguments way fewer than theirs'

Even down to the ice, look, bluer than theirs'

What they gonna tell us about us, huh?'

What they talk 'bout without us, huh?'

The envy got 'em speakin loosely'

Tell 'em walk in your shoes'

But first let'em know they Capcom'

(Holds up some Capcom Edge gear.)

Ryu- (Looks at Chun-Li all nervous.)

And even if I did twist her'

I promise I didn't kiss her'

Won't @#%$ touchy feely'

Grudge on the floor like Master Gouken did the silly'

No respect shown'

My comrades laugh shile she talk dirty on the speaker phone'

Rolento- Yup.

Charlie- Hell yeah...

DeeJay- Good one, mon! (Gives a thumbs up.)

Ryu-

Now you don't start'

I spared your heart'

If you ain't see it I didn't do it'

Ain't I played my part?

Bricks chics whips chips, that just go with the grind'

What else do you want from me, to say it, fine'

Sakura-

Do you love me babe'

Ryu-

Sho' you right'

Sakura-

You thinkin of me babe'

Ryu-

Well at least tonight'

Sakura-

I bet you'd tell me anything'

Ryu-

Yea that's right'

Sakura-

Just to be with me'

Ryu-

Yep and tonight's the night'

Sakura-

Do you love me babe'

Ryu-

Sho' you right'

Sakura-

You thinkin of me babe'

Ryu-

Well at least tonight'

Sakura-

I bet you'd tell me anything'

Ryu-

Yea that's right'

Sakura-

Just to be with me'

Ryu-

Yep and tonight's the night'

Sakura, Ken, and Ryu- That's not it'

Ryu- And that's a wrap! Now, I can spend quality time with my Chunny!

Cammy- On no you don't!

Ryu- What now?

(In front of Ryu are several pissed off women. Cammy, Juli, Juni, Rose, Blair Dame, Sharon, etc.)

Juli- You simply used us?

Ryu- Of course. This is a song parody, remember?

Juni- So? It doesn't make any bit of a difference. You cheated on us.

Rose- Song parodies are no excuse.

Ryu- Ken? Guy? Guile? Anybody? (Hears them leave the studio.) Awww....

Fade to black.