What’s
Love (Street Fighter Parody Mix.)
Singing Fat Joe’s lines- Akuma
Singing Ashanti’s lines- Elena from Street Fighter 3
Singing Ja Rule’s lines- DeeJay
Location- Ryu’s bedroom at the Shotokan Dojo in New York. Ryu is sitting in on
the side of his bed while an angered Chun-Li looking at pictures of an
unfaithful boyfriend cheating on her with Sakura. She looks down feeling
betrayed placing the pictures down beside her. They will soon see another side
of Akuma and the other street fighters.
Ryu- Oh c’mon!
Chun-Li- Dammit Ryu, how could you?
Music from What’s Luv start’s to play.
Ryu- How come I hear music?
Chun-Li- What’s the damn music coming from? (Looks around as she looks out the
window.) Ahhhhhhh!!!
Ryu- What is it? (Looks out the window to see Akuma dressed like Fat Joe in the
What’s Luv video with Ashanti and Ja Rule.) WTF?! That’s Akuma! And he’s
dressed up like Fat Joe!
Chun-Li- (Looks away.) Great… First I have a cheating boyfriend and now Akuma…
Chun-Li quickly runs downstairs with Ryu quickly following behind her. They get
out on the street where the 2 go face to face with Akuma. For some odd reason
Akuma doesn’t say anything to the two, not even a threat.
Ryu- What do you want this time Akuma?!
Chun-Li- Make it quick! (The music is still playing.) Akuma’s not doing what I
think he’s doing.
Ryu- (Shudders.) Ooook…
Chun-Li- After this is over Ryu, we’re through!
The music starts playing as Guy, Fei-Long, Adon, Ken, Dan, E.Honda, Nash,
Guile, and Sawada come out of nowhere dressed in urban hip-hop street gear as
they act as Akuma’s posse. Ryu looks at them looking up and rolling his eyes.
Akuma- (Takes the mic and adjusts it.)
Put the fuckin mic on
Mic is on
Akuma crack da Don uh
Yeah, yeah, ya’ll
Irv Gotti
Ryu- Man, this is torturous than dealing with Chun-Li.
Chun-Li- I heard that! (Gives him a threatening glare.)
Elena- (Comes out of nowhere.) What’s love?’
Ryu- Where’d she come from?
Chun-Li- I don’t know what love is but I can bet my ass that it doesn’t involve
being cheated on by the person you love!
Akuma-Elena, SF, SF Squad’
It should be about us’
Be about trust’
Chun-Li- Y’know Ryu, Akuma’s right. It should be more about trust.
Out of nowhere DeeJay comes out sporting out a cap worn backwards, long gold
necklace, maracas, urban boots, and without a shirt. All the other guys start
dancing to the music. DeeJay start’s playing with the maracas.
Ryu- This @#%$ is stupid. I’m out of here.
Chun-Li- Stay! You need to learn something!
Elena- (Dancing hip-hop style with Akuma dancing behind her.)
What’s love?’
DeeJay- (Dancing with Juli and Juni.)
Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, y’all’
Elena-What’s love?’
It’s about us’
Akuma-It’s about us’
Elena- It’s about trust babe’
Akuma- Be about trust’
Elena-What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma-Yeah, yeah, uh’
Elena- What’s love’
It should be about us’
Akuma- It should be about us’
Elena- It should be about trust’
Akuma-Be about trust’
Elena- What’s love?’
Ryu- (Looking at everybody.) Ok, this is retarded. I’m gonna go now.
Chun-Li- Oh now, I’m staying though this. So are you.
Akuma-
Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, woo, yeah, slow down baby
Let you know from the gate I don't go down lady
I wanna chick with thick hips (Looks at R. Mika.)
That licks her lips (Looks at Rose.)
She can be the office type or like to strip
Girl you get me aroused how you look in my eye
But you talk to much man your ruinin' my high
Don't wanna lose the feelin'
Cause the roof is chillin'
It's on fire & you lookin'
Good for the gettin'
I'm rida
Other in a hoodie or a linner I'ma provider
You should see the jewelery on my women
& I'm livin' it up
The squad stay feelin' the truck
With Chicks that's willin' to triz with us uh
You say you gotta man & your in love
But what's love
Gotta do with a little menage
After the party
Just me & you
Could just slide for a few
& she could come too
That's love!
Chun-Li- See! Akuma has a point…
Ryu- O_O’’ I never knew Akuma could ever sing.
Akuma- You never asked. If you walk out on this, I will kill you.
Ryu- Ok.
Elena- What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, y’all’
Elena-What’s love?’
It’s about us’
Akuma-It’s about us’
Elena- It’s about trust babe’
Akuma- Be about trust’
Elena-What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma-Yeah, yeah, uh’
Elena- What’s love’
It should be about us’
Akuma- It should be about us’
Elena- It should be about trust’
Akuma-Be about trust’
Elena- What’s love?’
Ryu- This is killing me.
Chun-Li- That’s what you get for breaking my heart.
Akuma-
Yeah, uh, yeah, yo, Chun-Li, I know you got issues’ You got Ryu’
But you need to understand’
That you got something with you’
Ass is fat, frame is little’
Tattoo in your chest with Ryu in the middle’
Uh, I'm not a hater I just crush a lot’
& the way you shake your booty I don't want you to stop’
You Need to come a little closer’
You Need to come a little closer’
& let me put you under my arm like a Don is supposed ta ‘
Like a Don is supposed ta’
Please believe’
You leave with me’
We'd be freakin' all night like we was on E' You need to trust the god &
jump in the car’
For a little hard 8 at the Shadaloo’
What's love?’
Chun-Li- (Sees that Ryu is trying to look down and smacks him.) No looking!
Ryu- (Holds his face.) Ow… I had to see if my name was tattooed on your chest.
Chun-Li- I was going to show you. But you cheated on me.
Ryu- Man…
Elena- What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, y’all’
Elena-What’s love?’
It’s about us’
Akuma-It’s about us’
Elena- It’s about trust babe’
Akuma- Be about trust’
Elena-What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma-Yeah, yeah, uh’
Elena- What’s love’
It should be about us’
Akuma- It should be about us’
Elena- It should be about trust’
Akuma-Be about trust’
Elena- What’s love?’
Ryu- Will this song ever end?
Chun-Li- Is this killing you?
Ryu- Yeah!
Chun-Li- Good!
Akuma-Yeah, uh, yo, I stroll in the club with my hat down
M. Bison style
Hot 7 who the mack now?
Not my fault cause they love the kid
Ma be the chain or the whip
I don't know what it is
We just party & bullshit
Come on Cammy put your body in motion
You gotta fighter open
You came here with the heart to cheat
So you need to sing the song with me
All my ladies come on
Elena-When I look in your eyes there’s no stopping me’
I want da Akuma crack on top of me’
Akuma- Uh-huh’
Elena- Don’t want your stacks’
Akuma- Yeah’
Elena- Just break my back uh’
Akuma- Uh’
Elena- Gonna cut you no sack’
Akuma- Whoo’
Elena- Cause I’m on it like that’
Akuma- Uh come on’
Elena- Come on’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, ya’ll’
Elena- And put it’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, ya’ll’
Elena- On me…’
Akuma- Put it on ya girl’
Elena- On me…’
Akuma- I’m put it on ya girl’
Ryu- This is getting really stupid…
Chun-Li- You haven’t learned anything, have you?
Ryu- Nope.
Ryu Drops his jaw when he sees M.Bison, Sagat, Rolento, Blanka, Gen, and
Zangief in the middle of the street as they show off their different dance
moves. M. Bison uses his psycho power to breakdance in midair. Sagat goes in
next to do the Harlem shake making him look goofy as hell. Rolento does the
worm dance. Blanka does a few back flips then a back roll where he bounces off
the wall where he lands and does a tiger squat quickly getting up and does a
back fall and leaps back up then does a hand stand. Gen does one of his martial
arts styles but combines it with moves in hip-hop dancing. Zangief does his
traditional Russian dance. E.Honda goes in the middle to show off his
breakdancing skills which makes Ryu just want to puke. Dan goes out in the
middle of the street dancing with Cammy, Karin, Rose, and Morrigan from Dark
Stalkers.
Yun and Yang go out in the middle of the street doing their teamwork hip- hop
moves. Fei-Long throws his shirt off to the side where he starts breakdancing
where he finishes is off with a few dragon kicks. Guy jumps in doing his own
breakdance routine as he finishes it off with his own version of a hurricane
kick. Guile and Nash go out to the middle of the street next doing their own
dance routine combined with their martial arts as they shoot a sonic boom at
each other as they cancel out. They follow it up with a flash kick as they land
on their backs but leap back up again doing a few more flash kicks and then
they both finish off with a super flash kick at the same time. The land back on
their feet as they do a handstand tapping one’s right foot against another.
Everybody claps at the performance. Juli and Juni go out in the middle and show
everybody that women can get jiggy with it also. Ryu just stands there not
being able to do anything. Ken goes up to the middle of the street as he
breakdances and finishes up with a Shoryu-Ken and then finishes it off with a
hurricane kick. Adon does one of his super moves but modifies it as he lands he
falls on his back but leaps up and falls forward doing a few front flips
turning into front rolls and then a worm. Q goes up and does the robot.
Elena- What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, y’all’
Elena-What’s love?’
It’s about us’
Akuma-It’s about us’
Elena- It’s about trust babe’
Akuma- Be about trust’
Elena-What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma-Yeah, yeah, uh’
Elena- What’s love’
It should be about us’
Akuma- It should be about us’
Elena- It should be about trust’
Akuma-Be about trust’
Elena- What’s love?’
Ryu- Thank Capcom that this song is almost done…
Chun-Li- You have no appreciation.
Elena- What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma- Yeah, yeah, y’all’
Elena-What’s love?’
It’s about us’
Akuma-It’s about us’
Elena- It’s about trust babe’
Akuma- Be about trust’
Elena-What’s love?’
DeeJay-Got to do, got to do with it babe’
Akuma-Yeah, yeah, uh’
Elena- What’s love’
It should be about us’
Akuma- It should be about us’
Elena- It should be about trust’
Akuma-Be about trust’
Elena- What’s love?’
The music ends where everybody except for Chun-Li and Ryu as they leave for the
charter bus. Chun-Li finally has enough of Ryu and tags along with them.
Ryu- Chun-Li! Where you going?!
Chun-Li- Somewhere you ain’t!
The bus drives off leaving Ryu all by himself.
Ryu- Man… (Pouts as he walks back to his apartment.)
Ryu learned a valuable lesson. It’s not nice to cheat on his girlfriend. He
suffered the repercussions in a few ways. 1, he had to deal with Akuma and the
other street fighters. 2, He saw another side of Akuma that he has never shown
to anybody else before. 3, He had to deal with him singing “What’s Luv”. 4, he
didn’t get to see if Chun-Li had his name tattooed on her chest. 5, Ryu had to
suffer through the whole song. And 6, Chun-Li finally left him and went with
the other street fighters. Oh well, but he still has Sakura. Unless, he decides
to do the same thing to her that he did to Chun-Li. Which is repeats
consequences 1-6 but substitute Chun-Li with Sakura.