Funfic #1
By Ring-chan
This is a little funfic I’ve been wanting to do for a while as a follow up to
Love’s Labors Lost ^.^ It’s not a real part of the story but I just couldn’t
help myself >=) The teaser just kinda shows how I think Jeff would fit into
the Street Fighter world.
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*Jeff stands outside Chun Li’s door, and adjusts the bouquet of roses one
last time. Satisfied, holds the bouquet behind his back to hide it from view
and gives the door a few brisk raps.*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
*Dan steps out from the apartment next door.*
Dan: Hey! Whatcha doin’ here?
Jeff: I was just…
Dan: Chunny’s out shopping right now. Oh, you’re Chun Li’s new fiancee huh?
Jeff: Uhh… yeah, and you…
Dan: I’m Chunny’s neighbor. *He gives Jeff the once over, scrutinizing
him from head to toe.*
*Dan shakes his a little*
Dan: Tsk tsk…
Jeff: Huh?
Dan: Oh don’t mind me I just thought Chun Li had higher standards that’s all…
Jeff: What???
Dan: Don’t worry, you don’t need to feel threatened. Chun Li and I are just
friends… for now. *He nudges Jeff and winks.*
Jeff: ^.^;; …Okay… hey buddy do you realize your gi is…
Dan: PINK! Yes, pink! Maybe I like to wear pink! Or maybe I mixed my red
undies in the wash with my white gis! Or maybe I’m colorblind and I think this
is gray!!!!!
*Sakura pokes her head out of her door from across the hall.*
Sakura: Hey, Pinky! Stick a sock in it, will ya? Other people live in this
building too ya know!
Dan: Hey you miniskirt tomboy! Go join a Sailormoon convention!
*Sakura sticks her tongue out at Dan. Then she notices Jeff.*
Sakura: Hey, it’s you! ^_^
*She glomps onto Jeff and give him a big hug before he knew what was
going on.*
Sakura: Thanks to you Chun Li and Ryu are split up and now Ryu’s up for
grabs!
*Sakura squeezes Jeff hard. Jeff gasps for his breath and drops the rose
bouquet on the ground.*
*Sagat comes down the hall wearing a frilly, lacy apron and carrying a
measuring cup in one hand. Dan spots him.*
Dan: Sagat!!! I’ll have my vengence for what you did to my father!
Sagat: *Blinks in surprise* Uhh… maybe later? I’ve got some cookies
baking in the oven right now.
Dan: Ooh really? ^.^ What kind? What kind???
Sagat: Some chocolate chip, some oatmeal…
Dan: Can I have some? Pretty please?
Sagat: Maybe later… hey Saky.
*Sakura finally lets go of Jeff who’s on the verge of passing out.*
Sagat: Is Chun Li home? I need to borrow a cup of sugar for my last batch of
peanut butter cookies.
Sakura: She should be back any minute now.
Jeff: *Finally regains coherence* Hey, Sagat. Do you always visit my
girlfriend in an apron?
Sagat: No, most of the time I’m just in my boxers.
Jeff: o.O;
Sagat: Yup, I love my boxers… except that Balrog guy on the third floor, he’s
really grouchy in the morning. But Zangief, just down the hall, is more a
briefs guy. He’s always running around in his skivvies.
Jeff: o.O;
Dan: Sagat, I can get you that cup of sugar.
Sagat: Great!
Sakura: I want cookies too!
*Sakura and Sagat follow Dan into his apartment for the cup of sugar.*
*Jeff just stares after them in surprise. Then he picks up the bouquet of
flowers he dropped.*
*Suddenly a blur of orange and green runs by him.*
Jeff: What the…
SONIC BOOM!!!
*A sudden explosion blows a crater in the wall next to him. The blast
also blew up his bouquet of roses.*
Guile: *Runs down the hall with bright orange hair* WHERE IS HE???
*He spots Jeff.* Hey you! You seen a furry, green, electricity-charge Brazilian
running around?
Jeff: …uhh…I don’t know…
Guile: *Yells down the hall* Blanka!!! Get you butt out here!!! You’ve
mixed up your orange fur dye with my super-glue hair gel for the last time!!
*Guile storms past him down the hall, and leaves Jeff staring after him
in shock. Just as he was about to turn and run for the elevator, Chun Li walks
back carrying some shopping bags and sees him.*
Chun Li: Hey Jeff! *Gives him a kiss on the cheek.*
Jeff: Hi honey… these are for you. *He holds up a bundle of withered and
burnt rose stems.*
Chun Li: … uhh… thanks…
Jeff: Are you ready to go to dinner tonight?
Chun Li: Ohh! I completely forgot! I’m supposed to have a sparring match
with Honda tonight.
Jeff: But…but…
Honda: *Comes up to them.* Hey Chun Li, ready to go practice?
Chun Li: Yeah, sure Honda, just gimme a sec to change.
Jeff: Chun Li! You can’t fight with him!
Chun Li: What? Why not?
Jeff: First he’s a guy wearing nothing but a towel around his waist! And
second, he’s got about 200 pounds on you!!
Honda: Hey!!! *Honda sniffs.*
Chun Li: Jeff, now you’ve gone and hurt his feelings.
Honda: I’ll have you know, I work very hard to maintain my girlish figure! *Sniffs
again.*
Chun Li: *Gives Honda a hug.* There there big guy… Jeff, you owe him
an apology.
Jeff: What?
Chun Li: We’re waiting.
Jeff: Alright, alright! I’m sorry Honda, I didn’t mean what I said…
Chun Li: That’s better.
Jeff: We have to have a talk later Chun Li.
Chun Li: About what?
Jeff: About you moving…
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