Funfic #2
By Ring-chan

*Sagat strolls through the shampoo aisle of the grocery store and stops to examine the selection.*

Sagat: Hmmm... *shifts grocery basket from one hand to other* Sail on Pantene today...

*He picks up a bottle and sniffs the fragrance, then makes a face and put it back on the shelf.*

Sagat: Maybe I should try Permasilk this time, switching shampoos is good for you hair...

*He grabs a bottle and glances on the back to check the ingredients.*

Sagat: *muttering and reading from the bottle* Sodium Laureth Sulfate... Nitric oxofloride... Neon-potassium-phosphorous-manganate-hydro-kryptonite...
*He frowns and puts the bottle back on the shelf.*

Sagat: Too many chemicals...

*His eyes travels to his usual selection.*

Sagat: Ahh... here we go. Herbal Essences. 99% Natural with Aloe Vera and Mountain Spring Water. *He opens the bottle and sniffs* Hmmm... Chamonmile scented...

*The fragrance entrances him and he finds his senses transported to a peaceful and invigorating site under a raging waterfall. The cool cascading water rush over his head, his torsal, drenching his whole body with freshness and exuberence.*

Sagat: Yes! Yes!!! YES!!!!!!! *He shakes his head, free and uninhibited in the air.*

*Suddenly someone interrupted his euphoric state.*

Dan: Hey Sagat!

*Suddenly jolted back into reality, Sagat curiously glanced down the aisle to see Dan snickering derisively.*

Dan: Sagat, shopping for hair care products again? Have you forgotten that you don't have hair?

*Sagat frowned and his temper began a slow burn inside as Dan continued.*

Dan: You're not like some of us who happen to have long *he twirled the end of his ponytail*, silky *twirled it again*, flowing *twirl* strands of hair.

Sagat: That does it Hibiki! Get your butt back here!

Dan: Eep! *He realized his mistake and hastily retreated.*

Sagat: Tiger Punch!!! *Sagat charged after Dan*

*Dan careened around a corner, barely missing a large display case of Pokemon toys. Sagat, with his basket of groceries clutched under one arm, ran after Dan into the dairy section.*

Sagat: Hibiki!!!!

*A few moments later a crash was heard, soon followed by a voice on the intercom of the store.*

Intercom: Clean up on aisle 6. I repeat, clean up and paramedics needed on the dairy section.