Akuma's Day Off
By Shin Ryu Ken

Akuma strolled down the street, he was wearing black jeans , a black T-Shirt with the words 'I've been to h*ll, can you tell?' writen in red and to top that all of he had Black and red Nike's and he had his hair down Akuma strolled into the bar. 'Finally,' Akuma thought, 'Finally those &*%^$#@'s at CAPCOM gave me the day off!' He sat down at the bar.

Bartender: What'll it be?

Akuma: Gimme a Vodka.

Bartender: Alright.

The bartender fixed up a Vodka for Akuma and passed it to him, Akuma handed over the correct amount of notes and took a sip of his drink. Then suddenly Ryu walked through the door, spotted Akuma and walked over to him.

Ryu: I challenge you Akuma, you killed Master Gouken and I will avenge him!

Akuma: Ryu, it's my day off. Capcom finally gave me a break!

Ryu: That's no excuse, you killed Master Gouken and for that you must pay!

Akuma: Hey it's not my fault, they made me do it. *Points at the people at CAPCOM.*

Ryu Burst into blue flames and starts chasing the manager of CAPCOM around hurling Hadouken's and Shinkuu Hadouken's by the dozen at the Manager of CAPCOM.

Manager: It wasn't me! It was the writers, go get the writers.

Ryu chased after the writers and left Akuma alone. Akuma finished his Vodka then left the Bar. Standing infront of him was Ken. 'Oh brother.' Akuma thought 'Here we go again.'

Ken: Akuma wassup, where's Ryu?

Akuma: Huh? oh right, you got the day off to. Ryu is busy chasin' the guys at CAPCOM.

Ken: Ahhhh, so you told him the whole, CAPCOM made me do it excuse huh?

Akuma: Uh huh.

Ken: You think Ryu would've learnt his lesson when Chun-Li said that CAPCOM made her cheat on him and have an affair with Bison.

Akuma: Ewwwwww, thats gross.

Ken: Yeah it is.

Akuma and Ken exchanged their goodbyes and went their seperate ways. Akuma got to a phone both and rang up Chun-Li.

Akuma: I can see you Chun-Li.

Chun-Li: What? huh? I'm in the shower!

Akuma: Oh right sorry, I must be looking at someone else.

Akuma hung up the phone and decided to go home and have a rest, it'd be a long day tommorow.