Capcom Vs. ...... Capcom?
By Shin Ryu Ken

The Street Fighter Gang, plus many other Capcom characters including Megaman were in a circle. (The Marvel characters are there too 'cos Capcom bought the rights to make games based on Marvel characters just in case you didn't know ^_^) Ryu, Akuma, Ken and Bison were standing up in front of everyone.

Ryu: We are here because we are being abused by the writers at Capcon, not to mention many different fanfic writers, isn't that right Ibuki?

Ibuki: Ahhh.. Ahhh.. Achooo!! That's.. *sniff* right.

Ken: Capcom have been using us like puppets, so it's about time we fight back!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Akuma: Do you think I wanted to kill Gouken, my dear brother? Of course not, Capcom made me!

Then a rotting corpse popped up out of the ground.

Gouken's corpse: And do you think I wanted to die?

Ryu got a rather confused look on his face. Then Akuma kicked Zombie Gouken's head off.

Akuma: Anyway, as I was saying, we have to destroy Capcom!!

Everyone: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Then Wolverine stepped forward.

Wolverine: Who's idea was it to make Cyclops become best buddies with Ryu in X-men Vs. Street Fighter, why not me?

Cyclops: Oh yeah? Well at least you're a playable character in Marvel Vs. Capcom, I'm just a lame *ssed helper character.

Wolverine: Lame *ssed is right.....

Ryu: Now now guys, calm down... Capcom is the enemy, okay?

Wolverine: Okay.

Cyclops: Right on.

*At the Capcom building in Japan*

Ryu, Akuma and Ken blasted the door down and marched towards the main room. On the way an armed soldier tried to stop Bison and was Psycho Crushed into oblivion. Then they reached the main room, and The Capcom characters charged into action. Ryu was blasting people left, right, and centre. Ken was Shou Ryu Kenning everything in sight. Akuma was slowly tearing apart the manager. Sakura was trying to copy Ryu. Chun-Li's leg went hyper-active and started tearring through numerous writers. Blanka was electricuting stuff while Dan was throwing autographed pictures all over the place. Apocolypse and Onslaught were playing a little game of catch, with peoples limbs. Wolverine's claws were tangled in someone's internal organs and Cyclops was zapping all of the game designers. The end result was a room full of blood and gore and brains 'n stuff. Ryu looked rather content with himself. Sakura jumped up and down.

Sakura: Yay! Yay! Capcom's dead!

Ken: I'm going to work for SNK, I heard they pay good.

Ryu: I will continue my journey to destroy evil, My first goal is to kill all pokemon, then eliminate Microsoft, or atleast hurt Bill Gates 'till he can make a operating system which didn't crash every two seconds.

Chun-Li: I'm going to kill Bison.

Bison: Huh? What was that?

Chun-Li (innocently): Noooooothing.

Akuma: I am going too........ I think I'll get a part in the next Scream movie.

Bison: I'm going to take over the world.

Sakura: And I'm going to train with Ryu!

Ryu: Oh no you're not!

Sakura: Yes I am!

Ryu: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

Sakura (crying): R.. R.. Ryu doesn't love me!!! *sob* *sob* *wheeze* *sob* *scream* *sob some more*

Wolverine: I think I'll go play with the manager's intestines a bit more, it's cool.

Cyclops: I think I'll spend more quality time with my son, Cable.

And they all lived happily every after..... wait a minute! They didn't take care of the evil fanfic writers who always torture them! Oh well.....