Neon Genesis Street Fighter Ch. 1 - Ki & Evas
By Shin Ryu Ken
Date: 1st of July 2015 Location: Dojo HQ, Tokyo 3, The Geofront.
Ryu: Whoa these Evangelion things look cool!
Ryu, Chun-Li and Ken, the designated pilots of the Evangelions Units, are
all standing in the Eva cage, examining there new 'toys'.
Ken: Mine looks coolest you guys, it's red.
Chun-Li: I like my blue one!
Ryu: Why do I get stuck with the purple one...
Chun-Li is the deignated pilot of Eva unit 00 it's primary colour is blue
with white stripes, Ryu pilots Eva unit 01 it's primary colour is purple with
green stripes, And Ken Pilots Eva Unit 02 It's primary colour is red with
orange stripes. Ken and Chun-Li were both overjoyed with their Eva units, while
Ryu was dissapointed.
Ryu: I wanna repaint.
Ken jabs Ryu in the ribs with his elbow,
Ken: C'mon Ryu, quit complaining your Eva looks cool.
Chun-Li is to busy flirting with one of the Dojo Mechanics to notice what's
going on with Ryu.
Ken (whispering to Ryu): I wonder if Dojo know's that we're Street Fighters.
Ryu (whispering back): I don't think so otherwise they probably wouldn't
have let us in, anyway are you going to the tournament tonight Ken.
Ken: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Suddenly Head of Operations Major Guile walked in.
Guile: Ok, is everyone happy with their Evas?
Ryu (mumbling): I wanna repaint, I tell ya.
Guile: Yes? Good! Your free to go now, training starts tommorow at 800
hours.
Ryu, Chun-Li and Ken: Yes sir!
They all salute and walk off, Ryu and Ken go to their apartment to get ready
for the tournament which was happening that night, and Chun-Li went to her
friend Asuka's house.
At Ryu's and Ken's place.
Ken: So wadda ya think this tournament'll be like?
Ryu: Probably like all the others, to easy.
Ryu had already changed into his white gi and was adjusting his red
headband. Ken was in his red gi and practicing kicks on the punching bag. Ken
walked over to Ryu.
Ken: Hey man, wanna spar?
Ryu: You bet!
Ryu and Ken are standing opposite each other in a large room, getting into
their stances. Ryu starts the fight by running at Ken and throwing series of
five punches, all of which were blocked but one which hit Ken in the face. Now
that Ryu was up nice and close to his Ken decided to have some fun.
Ken: ShouryuKen!
His fist slams into Ryus stomache and keeps hitting him upwards with the
jumping uppercut. Ryu Flew up into the air and slammed hard into the ground.
Ryu got up and threw a Hadouken at Ken, Ken tried to dodge it but it slammed
hard into him, causing him to fly backwards a fair bit. Ken rolled back to his
feet.
Ken: Tatsumaki Sempuu Kyaku!
Ken went into a hurricane kick spinning towards Ryu but Ryu ducked under it
and uppercutted Ken. Ken went sprawling onto the ground wincing in pain. Ken
got back up on his feet again. he decided to save his energy for a big finish
and put his gaurd up. Ryu ran at Ken.
Ryu: ShouryuKen!
Blocked,
Ryu: Tatsumaki Sempuu Kyaku!
Ducked,
Ryu: HadouKen
Parried. By now Ryu was a wee lil' bit POed and suddenly
Ryu: Shinkuu Hadouken!!
Ken Jumped over it and did a flying kick at Ryu, hitting him in the face and
knocking him flat, By now Ken was at full power.
Ken: Shippu Jinrai Kyaku!!!
Ken started throwing a series of about 14 fast kicks followed by a diagonal
spinning Hurricane kick, and an axe kick to the head to finish it off, all of
this was done in about 2 seconds. Ryu got up and started screaming.
Ryu: Have mercy, I give up!
Ken: What is going on? The real Ryu would never give up!
Ryu: Hey, I wanna be able to fight at the tournament!
Ken: Good point....
At Asuka's place...
Asuka: You mean to tell me your going to compete in a fighting tournament,
where you will undoubtably lose?
Chun-Li started pondering for a while then cheerfuly responded..
Chun-Li: You bet!
Asuka slapped herself on the head and started mumbling both german and
japanese insults. Out loud she said,
Asuka: Are you Stupid? (Anta Baka?)
Chun-Li just ignored Asuka and started getting changed into her fighting
outfit.
10:30 pm The Tournament.
Ryu, Ken and Chun-Li had all already signed up their names, they were now
sitting down, waiting for the tournament to begin. They looked around at all
the other competetors, the scenery looked very different to all the other
tournaments, Instead of big chain slingin' guys wearing leather jackets, there
were mostly proffesional Martial Artists and tough Boxers.
Ryu (whispering to Ken): If things get tough should we use the new
techniques we learnt?
Ken (whispering back): Yeah, our Ryukaji Hiryuken and Ryukaji Hadouken rock!
Suddenly the ref. stepped into the ring and grabbed the speaker.
Ref: First match, Ryu Vs. Zangeif!
Ryu stepped elegantly into the ring, Zangief stomps in nearly denting the
floor. Ryu stepped back into his stance, Zangief simply puts up a rather loose
gaurd. Ryu leapped forward, round house kick, head punch, stomache punch, short
punch, Shouryuken! Zangeif stumbled back abit but remained standing.
Ryu: What the h*ll?
Zangief started spinning towards Ryu with his fist out, hitting Ryu in the
face and smacking him down on the ground. Zangief was about to stomp on Ryu's
head when Ryu's hands shot up, firing a Hadouken at Zangief's hairy chest,
burning off most of the hair and leaving a nice big scorch mark. Zangief went
sprawling back, screaming and wailling, Ryu jumped up and and Tatsumaki Sempuu
Kyaku'd Zangief out of the ring, winning the match. A few rounds later Ken was
called up to fight.
Ref: Ken Vs. Adon!
Ken and Adon both stepped into the ring and got into their seperate stances.
Adon started it,
Adon: Jaguar!
Adon leapped forward and kicked Ken in the face, knocking Ken over, he went
over to Ken and started kicking him on the ground. Ken jumped up and did a
Tatsumaki Sempuu Kyaku hitting Adon in the head seven painful times. Adon threw
ten punches at Ken, only one of which was blocked with a rising head level
block. Ken countered with a Shouryuken, his flaming fist pounding into Adons
pointed chin. Adon fell to the ground squirming. Adon got back up groggily and
tried to throw a punch at Ken, which was easily just side stepped. Ken decided
to end it here...
Ken: SHIPPU JINRAI KYAKU!!!
Ken did a series of of 20 kicks all of which were aimed at either the chest,
head or neck, spun into the diagonal Hurricane Kick and when doing the Axe kick
he snapped Adon's neck, killing him. Ken was anounced the winner. Then it was
Chun-Li's turn.
Ref: Chun-Li Vs. Vega!
Chun-Li jumped into the ring with a big grin on her face. Vega jumped in
with his mask on and the big claws. Chun-Li taunts Vega by sticking her tounge
out at Vega. Vega charges at Chun-Li and when he was about 2 feet away she
started a hundred foot kick, and began to kick the living s*** outta Vega! Vega
flew back into the edge of the ring. As he bounced back chan-Li went into a
spinning bird kick, sending Vega flying. When Vega got back up he ran at
Chun-Li and slashed at her with his blade making 3 rather deep cuts in her arm.
She screamed in pain. He threw another slash but was cut off by...
Chun-Li: Kikoken!
Chun-Li sent a large ball of Ki flying at Vega hitting him in the face and
blinding him. Chun-Li wanted to hurt Vega bad now...
Chun-Li: Senretsu Kyaku!!
Chun-Li charged forward with a Super Thunder Kick and hit Vega an amazing 35
times! Mind you by the 20th kick Vega was out cold. When Vega was down on the
ground unconcious Chun-Li kept kicking him even despite the ref trying to pull
her are. Then finally Chun-Li responded to the ref by punching him in the face,
causing herself to get disquallified, but the crowd was cheering like there was
no tommorow. Then About 20 matches later it was Ken vs. Ryu!