Pinky and The Brain - Starring M. Bison Ch. 1
By Shin Ryu Ken

*Inside Acme Labrotories.*

Two small mice were sitting in a cage, one of them was an Intelligent, mouse with a large head and an obsesion with world domination, the other was a dim-witted mouse with an IQ so low you can't test it, you need to escavate to find it. The first was named Brain, the other one was Pinky.

Pinky: So Brain, what are we going to do tonight?

Brain: The Same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

**Starting theme: They're Pinky and The Brain, Yes Pinky and The Brain. One is a genius, the other's insane! They're laborotory mice, their genes have been spliced, They're Pinky, They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

Before each night is done, Their plan will be unfurled, By the dawning of the sun, They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain, Yes, Pinky and The Brain, Their twilight campaign, Is easy to explain. To prove their mousey worth, They'll overthrow the Earth, They're Pinky, They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Narf!

End Starting Theme.**

Pinky: So Brain, what's the plan? Narf!

Brain: Just tell me one thing Pinky, what is Narf?

Pinky: Hmmmm, well, let's see, it's like Zort and Poit but it's Narf.

Brain: Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me Pinky.

Pinky: I try my best Brain.

Brain turns on the news to see M. Bison and Shadowlaw killing off militry personel etc.

Brain: Yes!!! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but wouldn't Chun-Li be embarased?

Brain smashes Pinky over the Head.

Brain: Bison's Psycho powers are stronger than any man made weapon..... hopefully. If we could steal his powers we would be unstopable!!

Pinky: Trozzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Brain: So tell me Pinky, what does Troz mean?

Pinky: Well, It's Zort in the Mirror!

Brain slapped his head and proceeded with his plans to take over the world. Finally, when he was finished he picked up a large laser looking thing.

Pinky: Gee Brain, is that a De-Psychorising-Alpha-Zero-3-steal-Bisons -powers-laserbeam?

Brain: Why yes Pinky. How did you know that?

Pinky: I saw it on television.

Brain: Out of all the Insane, gibberish talking mice in the world, I get stuck with the one that watches commercials.

Pinky (singin'): We're gonna take over the world, We're gonna take over the wo-orld!!

Brain: Silence Pinky, or I will have to hurt you.

*At Shadowlaw Headquaters*

Pinky and Brain were sneaking up the stairs towards Bison's office, Brain was carrying a rediculously large gun, even by human standards, but ofcourse this is a warner brothers cartoon so anything is possible! (Author grins evilly), Brain stepped slowly around the corner and saw Zangief standing there stupidly.

Zangief: Duh... Da' Boss sez' dat no body be alowed here lil' mousey, so you gotta go bye byes.

Brain: I think I just found a life form dumber than you Pinky.

Brain zapped Zangief with the lasergun and he fell to a pile of dust.

Pinky: This Author sure is weird isn't he Brain?

Brain: Pinky, don't p*ss off the almighty author.

Pinky: Yes Brain.

*Meanwhile in Bisons office.*

Bison was sitting at his desk filling out forms (You gotta go through alota red tape to take over the world ya know) when he heard a sound outside the door.

Bison: Who is it?!

Then suddenly the door was smashed down and three black things came running in.

Bison: What the h*ll are you things!?

Yacko: I'm Yacko!

Wacko: I'm Wacko!

Dot: And Iiiiii'm CUTE!!

Dot gives Bison a big smack on the lips.

Bison: Noooooooooooo!!!!!