Last time we spent a couple of days in Brazil with Blanka. He taught us a couple of things to keep us alive whenever in a jungle. His knowledge of forests, jungles, and rainforests exceeds that of even Steve Irwin. Maybe Blanka should become the new "Crocodile Hunter". And that is Blanka's next carrer decision. Next fall, he will have a tv show called "Blanka's way of life!". We wish you the best Blanka!

The next stop on our journey just happened to be Calcutta, India. Unfortunately, we didn't take all the right vacinations while in Brazil, so when we arrived in India, we all got very sick. The cameraman had smallpox, and several other crew members had pneumonia. On the plus side, Dhalsim appeared and healed us all. He even cured my asthma! What a guy!

Announcer: First of all, we have to say thank you, Dhalsim. Without you, we surely would have died.

Dhalsim: It's no problem.

Announcer: So, what has life been like for you after Street Fighter?

Dhalsim: Pretty much the same as before. I heal people at the village, take care of the elephants, and stop anybody who wishes to do harm.

Announcer: You don't do anything differently?

Dhalsim: Not really. But I do teach philosophy at several different colleges and universitys in America.

Announcer: Which ones?

Dhalsim: Harvard, Stanford, NYU, Howard, Georgetown, Bowie State, Bethune Cookman, and Edward Waters.

Announcer: It must really help with the bills.

Dhalsim: The money is no concern. I teach just to wisen the minds of the young adults that will soon be the leaders of the world. The money that I make goes towards caring for the villagers.

Announcer: That is all great and all, but I've got to ask this question. How do you get to all of those colleges in time to teach a class?

Dhalsim: I teleport.

Announcer: Can you teach us how to teleport? It would sure save money on plane tickets.

Dhalsim: Not yet. Your mind and body are not focused enough for teleportation.

Announcer: When will that be?

Dhalsim: That depends on you. But I have a way that might help you be ready.

Announcer: How?

Dhalsim: My new tape. It's called "Yoga with Dhalsim". You can get it in your video store for only $19.95. The video teaches you the basics of Yoga. After you have mastered that tape, you can upgrade to Intermediate and Advanced Yoga skills. But I warn you. Do not move on to the next tape until you have mastered the previous tape. Otherwise, you will hurt yourself.

Announcer: Well, thank you Dhalsim! It was an honor getting to meet you!

Dhalsim: Don't mention it. Yoga! (poof!)
(Dhalsim teleports)

Cameraman: That was spooky.

Announcer: Yeah I know. Listen, get all the staff and tell them to meet me in the woods in 20 minutes. And tell them to wear something comfortable.

Cameraman: What are you planning?

Announcer: We are going to watch Dhalsim's tape and see if one of us can learn how to teleport. I'm not spending any more money on plane tickets! If this works, we will be able to find anyone. Even Ryu! (to audience) Well, that's all the time that we have for today! Next time we will go back home to U.S.A. and see Ryu's old training buddy, Ken Masters!