First, the bad news: Marcus, our intern has quit. He says that there were better opportunities for him with his "newfound" power. So that means that I'm going to have to buy plane tickets again! D*mn you Marcus!
But now for the good news. I got a phone call from Ken Masters, and I have been informed that Ryu is indeed in Japan. Ken even offered to pay for the trip. He is willing to do all this and more, under one condition: We give him another interview. That was easily done. After the interview, the crew and I got on Ken's private jet and were on our way to Japan. I also forgot to mention that Ken is going with us as well.
Since it's going to be a while before we get to Japan, I figured that I might as well tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Aaron Summers, and I have been the special host for anime and video game related projects for about 5 years now. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this documentary on Street Fighter and everything else that I do.
(10 hours later)
We finally arrive in Tokyo, Japan. We decide to do a little sightseeing before we begin our search for Ryu. So it's just me and the camera man as we decide what to do. As we go to a local bar, an argument breaks out. We don't believe who it is:
Thug: You say you're a Street Fighter? Not with that color!
Dan: Pink is cool!
Thug: Yeah, whatever! And Bison's plans never fail!
Dan: Grr...
Thug: What's more, is that your fighting style sucks! I could whup you right now!
Dan: Care to prove that!
Thug: Bring it on!
Dan: Oshaa!!
Dan throws a bottle of beer at the thug and knocks him out. The cameraman and I can only watch in amazement. This is what we wanted to give you fans! Now Dan is fighting about 5 thugs right now. He uses a Gadouken to take one out and he uses a Kouryuken to take out 2 more. He then uses his Danku-Kyaukuu kick to take out the other 2 remaining thugs.
Dan: Who else wants a piece of me?
Suddenly Everyone in the bar stands up. Looks like we are going to have a bar room brawl here...
A thug throws a bottle of beer at Dan, but Dan ducks and instead the bottle of beer hits a thug behind Dan!
Thug 1: Hey, watch where you throw that!
Thug 2: Sorry.
Thug 1: Your aim sucks!
Thug 2: You take that back!
Thug 1: Make me!
And before you know it, everyone inside the bar is fighting. It's total chaos! We have to get out of there! But not before...
Dan: Hey who are you?
Announcer: Be quiet and follow me if you want to live.
The camera man and I get Dan out of the bar just as the police arrive.
Dan: You saved my neck. How can I ever repay you?
Announcer: By giving us an interview...