The Miss World Warrior Beauty Pageant Part 1
By Vicky

Troy: Woo hoo!! Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the very first Miss World Warrior Beauty Pageant. Tonight sixteen of the most beautiful and deadliest Street Fighters meet their greatest challenge. Who will win the crown for the most beautiful World Warrior? We shall see tonight. Now I leave you with my charming co-hosts Vicky and Cherie!

**Vicky and Cherie are in the most beautiful gowns ever, sitting with the stage and audience as the background**

Vicky: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. And good evening Cherie.

Cherie: Good evening Vicky. This is certainly going to be an exciting night. Like in any contest the judges have their favorites.

Vicky: Yes indeed Cherie. But the delegates are almost equal in both beauty and talent!

Cherie: Yes that is true. I'm sure curious to see who the winner will be. Why don't we meet our contestants? Troy?

**Back in the stage**

Troy: Why thank you Cherie! And thank you Vicky! You're looking beautiful by the way. Let's meet our contestants!

**Background music plays as the contestants walk from backstage**

Troy: Woo hoo! Our first contestant is Rainbow Mika.

**R. Mika walks in wearing an outfit that looks exactly like her fighting clothes, except it has a ruffled skirt on the back**

Troy: This is contestant number one. Please Miss Mika, tell us something about yourself.

**R. Mika grabs her blues skirt with her left hand and starts twisting her little finger around her right ponytail**

R. Mika: Well Mr. Troy, I travel all around the world to become a pro-wrestler like my hero Zangief.

**The audience claps weakly as Zangief jumps up and down screaming at the top of his lungs "Hooray for Mika!"**

Troy: Uh…thank you Miss Mika. Our next contestant is Sakura!!!

**Sakura cheerfully runs in wearing a fluffy purple dress, a white bandanna and sneakers**

Troy: Welcome to the Pageant Sakura.

Sakura: Thanks Troy.

Troy: Now tell me Sakura, what will you do if you win the contest?

Sakura: I will chase Ryu around until I catch him. Then I will hug him and squeeze him and make him train me too!

**While saying her little speech, Sakura was hallucinating about Ryu and mistakenly was squeezing Troy so hard his guts were about to fly out**

Sakura: Oh! Sorry Troy.

**With a large grin on her face Sakura skipped out of the stage**

Troy: **choke** Well, thank you…**cough**…for that…uh…touching moment.

**And so on all the other contestants introduced themselves on stage**

Troy: …And thank you Cammy. Well, we only have three contestants left. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome CHUN-LI!

**The audience went wild, yelling Chun's name**

Troy: Hello Chun-li

Chun: Hello Troy.

Troy: If you were crowned queen of this pageant, how would you make the world a better place?

Chun: I would rid the world of psychotic, evil crime bosses like this…

**Chun performs her spinning air kick, missing Troy only by an inch, but she knocks out TS and Brie from the judges' tables**

Troy: **Lying on the floor recovering from shock** Well, impressive…put your hands together for Chun-li!

**The crowd goes wild again**

Troy: And our next contestant is…uh…um…uh…**He flips through his cards madly with sweat forming on his forehead***…uh…um…It's Vega??

**Vega jumps from the ceiling wearing a black tuxedo and trademark his claw**

Troy: Um…Mr. Vega. Why did you choose to compete in this pageant?

Vega: **He gives a red rose to Troy, who moves a couple of feet away from Vega** Well, my dear man, I believe beauty should be seen in all aspects, and what better example of beauty than me.

Troy: He, he, he. Well this is quite a surprise.

Vega: Oh, and by the way, "Te ves muy bien chico" {translation: you look good boy}.

Troy: Um…Yeah, of course Mr. Vega.

**Vega winks at Troy and walks away**

Troy: And our last contestant is…

**Before Troy could finish, ballet music starts playing. Out from backstage comes out Dan, dressed in a pink tutu and ballerina shoes. He starts prancing around the stage singing to the music**

Dan: Lalalala. I'm so beautiful, so beautiful. Lalalalala.

Troy: Oh man… **Troy sits down on the steps and throws his cards toward the judges**

Troy: Cherie, Vicky, take it from here. I need a drink.

**The camera now focuses on Vicky and Cherie, who are busy fixing their makeup and chatting on cellular phones**

Cherie: Oh, um…yes, that was very interesting right Vicky? **Cherie says while throwing her cell phone, not noticing it hit Night square on the face**

Vicky: Uh, yes. And much more to come…**whispers** (I need to keep my day job).